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You know you are a parent when... Kimber-lily Due September 27 (girl); 4 kids; Nova Scotia 28962 posts
11th Jul '13

1. Someone steps on your breast by mistake.



2. Your slipper is taken off and shoved into your face while you (continue to) have breakfast.



3. There is an email sitting in your inbox titled Head Lice.



4. Things like

lacTAYtor. ☮ 3 kids; North Carolina 4496 posts
11th Jul '13

So true!! Especially number 24!

lolajessup Due July 25 (girl); 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Beaverton, Michigan 44057 posts
11th Jul '13

Omg I love this.

Crystal 3 kids; Hephzibah, Georgia 15418 posts
11th Jul '13

This is great. The only addition I'd make is a 1 1/2 year old kid pulling your top down to jab your nipple as hard as they can saying tick tick mommy.

. , ., VA, United States 74445 posts
status 11th Jul '13
Quoting Kimber-lily:" 1. Someone steps on your breast by mistake. 2. Your slipper is taken off and shoved into your face while ... [snip!] ... power! You pick it up and put it back in its place even though you
DifferentDay Due June 2; 34 kids; Tennessee 3473 posts
11th Jul '13

Number 1 at least once a day! The phone convo had me laughing. My friend n I have 3 kids relatively same ages and we've gotten good at listening/disciplining/breaking up fights, etc while still maintaining our convos.

Kimber-lily Due September 27 (girl); 4 kids; Nova Scotia 28962 posts
11th Jul '13
Quoting lacTAYtor. ☮:" So true!! Especially number 24!"


For me my 'so true!' is #1. My b**bs get stepped on every morning. blah.

lacTAYtor. ☮ 3 kids; North Carolina 4496 posts
11th Jul '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting Kimber-lily:</b>" For me my 'so true!' is #1. My b**bs get stepped on every morning. blah."</blockquote>



Mine just get smacked, pinched, and pushed on -- lol.



Oh the joys of motherhood.

Kimber-lily Due September 27 (girl); 4 kids; Nova Scotia 28962 posts
11th Jul '13
Quoting lacTAYtor. ☮:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Kimber-lily:</b>" For me my 'so true!' is #1. My b**bs get ... [snip!] ... every morning. blah."</blockquote> Mine just get smacked, pinched, and pushed on -- lol. Oh the joys of motherhood."


Lol, it's not the worst part, that's for sure. HAH.



I'm loving this website tonight:



http://www.scarymommy.com/

Mama Van D Due November 3; 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Unity, Maine 2454 posts
11th Jul '13
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Love Wedge +2 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Waterloo, Ontario 44310 posts
11th Jul '13

When you hear "There's something between my bum cheeks, look mama!" you look between that kid's butt cheeks without asking questions.

Kimber-lily Due September 27 (girl); 4 kids; Nova Scotia 28962 posts
11th Jul '13
Quoting Love Wedge +2:" When you hear "There's something between my bum cheeks, look mama!" you look between that kid's butt cheeks without asking questions."


My oldest has done something similar.
"Mom look, I wiped my bum!" And she was bent over and cheeks spread.

Love Wedge +2 2 kids; 1 angel baby; Waterloo, Ontario 44310 posts
11th Jul '13
Quoting Kimber-lily:" My oldest has done something similar. "Mom look, I wiped my bum!" And she was bent over and cheeks spread. "

My 6 year old said that to me a couple hours ago lol. "Mom, there's something in my butt." and then spreads 'em.

Kimber-lily Due September 27 (girl); 4 kids; Nova Scotia 28962 posts
11th Jul '13
Quoting Love Wedge +2:" My 6 year old said that to me a couple hours ago lol. "Mom, there's something in my butt." and then spreads 'em."



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