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LOL Sexual inuendo gone bad Logan's taskmaster 2 kids; Mississippi 971 posts
14th Jul

<<me rummaging for food>>



Me: We have nothing to eat.
DH: I'll make you some pineapple.
Me: I want some MEAT.
DH: I got a tube steak right here I can give you.
Me: Nah, I ain't in the mood for anything raw..
DH: Oh, it's not raw, probably a little overcooked cause it is hard and tough.
Me: Guarantee if I bite into it, I'd still see blood.

<<DH squirms and walks away>>



LOL

Klaus 2 kids; Mississippi 23429 posts
14th Jul

That's great lol

Oh_Dang101 Missouri 629 posts
14th Jul

Lol. Funny.

loser mom 2 kids; 1 angel baby; GoShox!, KS, United States 9199 posts
14th Jul

LOL

"tube steak"

Steph{♥T&A♥} 2 kids; Arkansas 1891 posts
14th Jul

That's hilarious!

Zeke's Mama Due September 26; 1 child; Pensacola, Florida 5160 posts
14th Jul

Bahaha that's funny.

Sugarhiccup LLC 5 kids; Lahaina, Hawaii 2825 posts
14th Jul

Lol! That's funny!

Mrs. Curtis 1 child; Lompoc, California 1996 posts
14th Jul

omg i needed that laugh thank you! i laughed so hard DS came in running and asked if i was "ohtay mama?"

user banned 2 kids; Iowa 7762 posts
14th Jul

Lmao that's awesome. DH says that kind of stuff to me all the time. He's hispanic so if I say something like "I want mexican tonight" or "I want to make burritos" he'll say something like "I've got some mexican I can put in you" or "I've got your burrito right here."