<<me rummaging for food>>
Me: We have nothing to eat.
DH: I'll make you some pineapple.
Me: I want some MEAT.
DH: I got a tube steak right here I can give you.
Me: Nah, I ain't in the mood for anything raw..
DH: Oh, it's not raw, probably a little overcooked cause it is hard and tough.
Me: Guarantee if I bite into it, I'd still see blood.
<<DH squirms and walks away>>
Bahaha that's funny.
omg i needed that laugh thank you! i laughed so hard DS came in running and asked if i was "ohtay mama?"
Lmao that's awesome. DH says that kind of stuff to me all the time. He's hispanic so if I say something like "I want mexican tonight" or "I want to make burritos" he'll say something like "I've got some mexican I can put in you" or "I've got your burrito right here."