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Bedroom Fail TheRealSlimShady Due December 6; 1 child; Michigan 614 posts
4th Aug '13

SO went to grab this new little bottle of tingly lube off our night stand last night and accidentally grabbed my sweet pea hand sanitizer (from bath and body works) instead and he squirted it all over his hand and started, hum, rubbing it on himself. Poor man. Lets just say, He will NEVER make that mistake again. What's the biggest bedroom fail you have ever experienced!?

user banned California 36390 posts
4th Aug '13

One time DH was f**king me and I had a toy in my ass and I said "Pull out and come in my ass" and he pulled out and pulled the toy out and accidentally went back into my vagina and came inside me instead of in my ass. He was pretty drunk but I freaked out.

Snow 1 child; Storybrooke, ME, United States 34017 posts
4th Aug '13

Omfg. HAHAHAHA :lol:

LittleBugs_Mommy 1 child; 1 angel baby; Toronto, Ontario 884 posts
4th Aug '13

LOL im sorry but i kinda laughed a bit lol...



but mine was breaking the bed before we even started hahahaha

♥Mama Constantine 2 kids; 3 angel babies; Texas 5798 posts
4th Aug '13
Quoting AvaMonster's Mommy:" SO went to grab this new little bottle of tingly lube off our night stand last night and accidentally ... [snip!] ... Poor man. Lets just say, He will NEVER make that mistake again. What's the biggest bedroom fail you have ever experienced!?"


OMG. :lol:



I've fallen off the bed... that's about it.

¡VinHaute! Memphis, Tennessee 44453 posts
4th Aug '13

During the holidays when I have my peppermint Bath and bodyworks soaps out, DH once washed his manrod with peppermint antibac soap. Apparently that wasn't as soothing as it sounds :lol:

I'm His Amy He's My Rory 2 kids; Caldwell, Idaho 49254 posts
4th Aug '13

I don't think I've had one. My mom farted though lol.

user banned 2 kids; Bat Cave, North Carolina 64587 posts
4th Aug '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting

lacTAYtor. ☮ 3 kids; North Carolina 4496 posts
4th Aug '13

<blockquote><b>Quoting AvaMonster's Mommy:</b>" SO went to grab this new little bottle of tingly lube off our night stand last night and accidentally ... [snip!] ... Poor man. Lets just say, He will NEVER make that mistake again. What's the biggest bedroom fail you have ever experienced!?"</blockquote>




HOMG, hahaha! Wow!




The only thing I've done is hit my head on the wall. Like really hard. I thought I was gonna pass out. Puts a whole new meaning to having "knock out sex", I suppose.

♥Mama Constantine 2 kids; 3 angel babies; Texas 5798 posts
4th Aug '13
Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" I don't think I've had one. My mom farted though lol."

Is that considered a fail? We do that randomly... giggle and move on.

Damien & Wyatt's Mommy 2 kids; Junction City, Kansas 25956 posts
4th Aug '13

Um wow haha



Went I was trying to give my now ex-husband head one time, I went to move and he went to adjust and he ended up busting my lip :/ :lol:

Jenny&Boopy 2 kids; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 7294 posts
4th Aug '13

Omg :lol: sorry but I laughed. Poor guy though. Idk if I've had any bad bedroom fails. Although I can remember New Year's Eve my senior year I was having a party at my house and was alone in my basement with my bf at the time. We were about to start when I look over at my basement window and see my best friend walking by trying to nonchalantly peek in :lol: he was drunk and forgot that about two feet after the window there was a 5-6 foot drop to my driveway. Yeah, he fell right on his face but luckily he fell into snow so he was ok. Just seeing his feet fly up past the window had me laughing my ass off. My bf didn't find it funny though.

THE Draco Malfoy 1 child; Tennessee 19885 posts
4th Aug '13

i've kicked DH in the balls a few times while getting into a certain position. lol.

jazzzzz* 2 kids; Beverly Hills, California 7558 posts
4th Aug '13

I peed in bd's mouth..... :( oh lord worst moment of my life everrrrr

Nicola. 2 kids; Huntsville, AL, United States 7059 posts
4th Aug '13

We had just moved and didn't have out bed set up yet. So we were just using a futon bed.



We were really into it and going all out d***y s***e. We ended up moving all around the futon and I had put my hands on the floor to support myself. Right as he was about to c*m the futon flipped. lol Pretty dramatic ending to say the least.