So, there I was at 630am this morning minding my own business..... watching the news...and here comes my husband running down the stairs at full speed naked right towards me.
Before I could move or even block myself he smacks me in the face with his dick..laughs like a mad man and takes off. But not before trying to show me his "Bat wings" and his "helicopter" move.
Do all men do this or is it just my husband who thinks of his frank n beans as toys?
hahahaha.....my hubby does that. He likes the way his balls and wiener sound when he flaps them up and down.
LMFAO!!!! My husband has shown me the helicopter before as well and has given me a "cock slap". He's pretty idiotic but he makes me laugh so much. One of the reasons why I married him :)
hahahahaha That's hilarious.
Hahaha That is awesome..but what is batwings?
Me me me my weirdo husband does it to! :P I think it is hilarious! except for the smack in the face, thats when i try to grab and bite then he doesnt think its funny anymore!
that's soo funny! my hubby does the same thing...Men.Gotta love em!:)
Quoting *Arrogant Cocksucker!*:
lol..I think my husband would swing it around but he wouldn't run around the house naked. lol. So I don't think its just your husband
Hahaha that's hilarious. so he gave you a "mushroom stamp?" my husband is always doing stuff like that to me...he pulls part of his balls out of his zipper and asks "hey how do you get gum out of jeans?":roll: