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My husband and his p***s. Fullofpoo 15 kids; Indiana 18061 posts
23rd Oct '09

So, there I was at 630am this morning minding my own business..... watching the news...and here comes my husband running down the stairs at full speed naked right towards me.
Before I could move or even block myself he smacks me in the face with his dick..laughs like a mad man and takes off. But not before trying to show me his "Bat wings" and his "helicopter" move.
Do all men do this or is it just my husband who thinks of his frank n beans as toys?

Mommy 2 Hailey and Brooke 2 kids; Pennsylvania 7042 posts
23rd Oct '09

hahahaha.....my hubby does that. He likes the way his balls and wiener sound when he flaps them up and down.

Men.....:roll:

poop12345 blah blah blah, ri, United States 26295 posts
23rd Oct '09

LMFAO!!!! My husband has shown me the helicopter before as well and has given me a "c**k slap". He's pretty idiotic but he makes me laugh so much. One of the reasons why I married him :)

crewscrystal 3 kids; Morganton, North Carolina 4263 posts
23rd Oct '09

hahahahaha That's hilarious.

Hopeful♥ 48 kids; Atlanta, Georgia 1406 posts
23rd Oct '09
Quoting Fullofpoo:
*Arrogant Cocksucker!* El Paso, Texas 44960 posts
23rd Oct '09

Hahaha That is awesome..but what is batwings?

NopeNotGonnaDOIt 6 kids; Cuba 3000 posts
23rd Oct '09

lmao that was funny =)

NobodyNobodyNobody Florida 1205 posts
23rd Oct '09

Me me me my weirdo husband does it to! :P I think it is hilarious! except for the smack in the face, thats when i try to grab and bite then he doesnt think its funny anymore!

Holly&Hudson's Mommy 2 kids; Dallas, Texas 1346 posts
23rd Oct '09

that's soo funny! my hubby does the same thing...Men.Gotta love em!:)

Fullofpoo 15 kids; Indiana 18061 posts
23rd Oct '09
Quoting *Arrogant Cocksucker!*:
Soya! 1 child; Texas 6759 posts
23rd Oct '09

LMAO, that's hilarious!

Chamorrita momma 2 kids; California 5165 posts
23rd Oct '09

lol..I think my husband would swing it around but he wouldn't run around the house naked. lol. So I don't think its just your husband

mshell 1 child; Manassas, Virginia 15099 posts
23rd Oct '09

Hahaha that's hilarious. so he gave you a "mushroom stamp?" my husband is always doing stuff like that to me...he pulls part of his balls out of his zipper and asks "hey how do you get gum out of jeans?":roll:

Fullofpoo 15 kids; Indiana 18061 posts
23rd Oct '09
Quoting CKC06:
NobodyNobodyNobody Florida 1205 posts
23rd Oct '09
Quoting babyerb: