I just got this in a text. It made me giggle & think of a person or two on here. <= haha j/k... kinda.
So, after landing my new job as a Wal-mart greeter, I lasted less than a day....
About 2 hours into my first day on the job, a very loud, ugly, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. As I had been instructed, I said pleasantly "Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?"
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no, they aint twins. They oldest one is 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind or just stupid?"
So I replied, "I'm neither blind nor stupid ma'am. I just couldn't believe that anyone would f**k you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."
LMAO thats a good one!
my sister sent that text to me a little while back! i LOVE it lol i think it's hilarious.
ahahahahah I love that !!!
Glad I could give you all a good laugh! :D
That so just made my day I will never look at a walmart greeter the same lmao
I used to be a door greeter at walmart... 3rd shift at that... CRAZY CRAZY stuff!!! Wish I coulda said more to a few people LOL