John Travolta is a household name in the world of acting.  Back in the day he skyrocketed to fame by shaking his disco-hips and his jet-black, feathered hair on the silver screen for all the lady folk.  Saturday Night Fever made him a dancing legend, Grease made our hearts race, Look Who's Talking put us all in baby making mode and Pulp Fiction reminded us that the old guy's still got it.  For a second there we almost forgot Travolta was cool.  (He's not, Pulp Fiction sold us a pipe dream.)

Even with his arsenal of awesome acting credits the new and (not so) improved Travolta manages to kill any shred of sexy that might possibly still exist with his uncanny ability to do questionable and awkward things in front of the cameras.  These last years have been plagued by outrageous rumors regarding the guy's love life, the death of his beloved son Jett and a lot of stroking and kissing people at random.  Seriously so...much...lip...action.

What is going on with Daddy T.?  It was like we blinked our eyes and he went from hunky, dancing babe to creepy Uncle-Bad-Touch.  We're not exactly sure how such a rapid fall from grace managed to happen, or when his zany behaviors will finally end but we are sure of one thing and one thing only.

These fifteen images of Father John Travolta are probably ones he wishes he could just make disappear.

15 Scarlett Johansson's Face Says It All

Well, that face pretty much says it all, doesn't it? Scar-Jo is all of us when we think about Uncle Bad-Touch putting his hands anywhere near our bodies. Just. Stop. The. Groping. John Travolta is notorious for getting handsy with all sorts of unsuspecting actresses and actors while strutting down the red carpet. The cameramen always seem to capture the perfect moment when a grope-ee realizes that she is in the grips of that "crazy Scientologist who was in Grease." I wonder if his poor wife, Kelly Preston, just follows him around on the carpet profusely apologizing for her husband's weirdness to all who fall into his path. Just tape his arms to his sides for crying out loud. He clearly can not be trusted to keep his wandering hands to himself.

14 Dude Looks Like A Lady

Back in 2012, Travolta was struck with the public getting a hold of this image! The picture of John at an L.A. party sporting full drag served as yet another blow to his claim that he was a completely straight male. The image was snapped just six years after his marriage to Kelly Preston took place and while Preston has now put up with the rumors and escapades of her hubby for years, the rumored double life is said to be wearing very thin on the mother and actress. While we support the idea that John finally just comes clean about his life preferences and stops humiliating his family with his closet full of secrets, can we just take a moment and focus on how on fleek the guy's eyeliner is. Clearly, he has had some practice applying makeup because I've been trying to perfect the heavy eyeliner look for decades and still can't get it to look half as good as John's attempt.

13 That's One Way To Say Hello

Maybe John is just a really friendly fellow who greets all people he sees with a bit of lip action? Also maybe he bats for the other team. It's hard to tell when you see pictures like this one. Rumors of Travolta's homosexuality have plagued the actor for decades. A new accusation comes out every other year by some guy who is positive that Travolta put his Saturday Night Fever moves on him. John has always denied such accusations, but one has to wonder... where there is smoke isn't there usually fire? The man playing tonsil hockey with Travolta in the above image is deceased son Jett's former nanny and John's rumored lover. While John is no stranger to kissing other men on the lips in greeting, this picture seems to tell a steamier story compared with other public congratulatory smooches by the actor.

12 Did He Get Work Done?

Dany Zuko is dead and gone. In his place is an older, chubbier, plastic version of yester-year's sexy icon. So sad. Last year Johnny boy starred in the ten-episode miniseries, The People Vs. O.J. Simpson and viewers literally lost their minds over his face. It was nearly impossible to concentrate on the actual film material when we couldn't help but wonder what in the heck was going on with the once-dreamy actor's appearance. His face seemed to have two distinct looks, completely plastic and melting off of his skull. Travolta was attempting to portray hotshot lawyer Robert Shapiro in the series, but he came off looking a bit more like an Arnold Schwarzenegger spoof. I think it's safe to say we can add facial reconstruction to his list of hobbies along with cheeseburger eating and inappropriately touching actresses at Awards shows.

11 Locking Lips In Front Of The Cameras

Here he is giving acting legend Kirk Douglass a heart attack on stage at an awards show. Clearly, Travolta is an equal opportunist when it comes to violating his Thespian colleagues in front of millions of viewers. John was presenting Douglass with a lifetime achievement award at a Los Angeles awards show when he decided to shun Kirk's outstretched hand and go in for the kill. Like literally...at the time of the incident Kirk Douglass was ninety years old. John could have sent the guy to his grave right then and there with his flamboyant lip locking actions. Look at poor Kirk's face. Nine decades of being a bad ass actor and his career end with a make-out session with this guy. Can we just go ahead and ban Travolta from all award shows now, please?

10 His Not-So-Healthy Eating Habits

Lots of celebrities get their killer bods, glowing skin and shining manes from a steady diet of organic greens, yoga and whatever surgery money can buy, but not the man with the mane. Nope. John Travolta clearly balks at kale and celery and prefers to indulge in the finer...and greasier...things in life. Here is he letting his overweight, fur-covered body float around while he chomps down on a chocolate bar and a cool beverage. He is also a rumored cigar junkie smoking nearly one a day and has been known to pick up a cigarette habit when he plays stick-smoking bad guys on screen. At his age, John better start considering swapping out some of these dangerous habits for healthier ones. Eating junk food, forgoing exercise and smoking are all vices that could be seriously bad news for the Pulp Fiction star.

9 John's Rumored Lover

A few years ago pilot Doug Gotterba claimed that he carried on a torrid, six-year love affair with the actor, whom he met up in the friendly skies. Gotterba said that he met the actor back in 1981 and the pair become an item very soon after. According to this supposed lover of John's, he was whisked away on romantic vacations to place like Kenya, Amsterdam, and Hawaii where the two would spend time together. Travolta would bring along various women to serve as covers for his illicit affair with his pilot boy toy. The rumored relationship came to a screeching halt in 1986 due to tensions from John's paranoia that his lover wasn't being faithful. The Travolta camp has vehemently denied all claims that Gotterba has made saying that not only are they fabricated, but completely ridiculous. We suppose what happens in the skies is maybe supposed to stay up in the skies.

8 Shake It, Sister!

Travolta looks like he is having the time of his life here playing the role of Edna Turnblad in the remake of the movie Hairspray. Travolta looked totally at ease in full on drag while on set. Not all men could pull such a role off, but John seemed truly meant for this part. Finally, he found a place where he could combine two of his loves, acting and cross-dressing! This wasn't the first time that we have seen John dressed in women's clothing and makeup though. He was caught on camera wearing makeup, women's clothing and even a bra back in 1987 while attending an L.A. based party. While he certainly doesn't make the most beautiful woman in the world, he sure does look like he is having the time of his life here!

7 Something Is Missing...

It is no great secret that John Travolta loves himself some fake hair. The actor has reportedly donned a little furry friend up above for years. No big deal right? I mean the guy is in his sixties, after all, it's understandable that he might start to see some changes take place atop his noggin there. In 2011 though he decided to channel his inner baldness and either forgot the top-mop or just said screw it while he vacationed with his family in sunny Hawaii. One month before this picture was snapped John was seen with his iconic flowing locks, and a totally different hairline, at the opening of the Breitling Flagship store in New York. Following this photo, the weave was back in the game taking its rightful place atop Travolta's head. These days we never quite know which look John is going to give us.

6 John, There's Something On Your Chin

His plastic appearance, the ballooning midsection, and the ever-changing hairlines don't do the former heartthrob any favors, but this 2014 chin-smudge? Well, I just can't deal. I'm not a huge fan of the goatee look as it is. Sadly my husband tries to sport one every so often which forces me to sternly remind him that his poor choices in facial hair are genuine grounds for divorce. Kelly Preston should have taken a page from my book and put her foot down, or both feet down just to make sure, and refused her husband access to the outside world sporting this look. This chin feather will never be an acceptable look, especially for an aging man. John heed our warning: do not EVER try to make this look happen again. Sincerely, every breathing human in the universe.

5 Another One!

John, this has to stop. Clearly, no one in Hollywood is safe from Travolta's unwanted advances. He has groped stunning beauties like Scar-Jo and Idina Menzel and put his lips all over old dudes like Danny Divito and Kirk Douglass. The list of starlets John hasn't tried to make out with is probably going to be shorter than the list of people that he has locked lips with. Travolta has put his lips all over Lady Gaga, Queen Latifa, of course, Olivia Newton John, and oh yeah...occasionally he kisses his wife Kelly Preston. The guy just loves to love everyone and anyone. It's a bit much and while most of the celebs who fall victim to Travolta's lovin' try and smile through the pain it is oh so obvious that they just want to get the hell out of there.

4 Making History In The Worst Way

Battlefield Earth was arguably the worst movie ever made.  The major flop was based on a book written by Scientology founder Ron Hubbard, so you know Scientologist junkie Travolta couldn't leave it alone.  He just had to be a part of this sad moment in cinematic history.  The film is based on the idea that Earth has been under the control of the alien Psychlos for one thousand years and a rebellion breaks out after humans are used as gold miners.  Travolta was so bent on the project that he contributed millions of dollars from his own pockets to help co-produce the film.  Production wrapped in 1999 and soon after the movie's independent production company, Franchise, was sued by investors and went bankrupt. Also, Travolta looks like a complete maniac in the picture.

3 Dancing Days Are Over

John Travolta suffered the worst tragedy that can befall a parent when he lost his sixteen-year-old son Jett to seizures while vacationing in the Bahamas.  Following the loss, Travolta basically became a recluse who sought solace in bacon and cheeseburgers.   The once toned hottie ballooned into someone we barely recognized.  He momentarily lost the weight and is now back up there inching close to three hundred pounds.  Ever since the loss of Jett Travolta's weight has fluctuated greatly. After recently packing on an estimated fifty pounds the Saturday Night Fever actor is at risk for deadly illnesses such as heart disease, high blood pressure and certain cancers.  We are sure he would like to make unflattering photos like the above just disappear.  It's hard to watch yourself go downhill!

2 Freeze Him, Elsa!

In 2014 Travolta introduced the beautiful actress and the popular voice behind Frozen's Elsa, Idina Menzel at the Oscars.  Well...at least we think he did.  He famously botched her name and called her Adele Dazeem.  It was a heavy dose of WTF to viewers everywhere.  Not even close Captain Crazy.  As if the name blunder wasn't bad enough he then greeted the actress with a series of creepy facial strokes.  Yeah, there truly is nothing more uncomfortable than a Scientologist caressing your face on National television in from of millions of viewers.  True to her classy character Menzel painted a smile on that beautiful face of hers and powered through the bizarre interaction.  Kudos to that woman.  I highly doubt I would have been able to stand there and endure Travolta's awkward stroke-fest.

1 In The Arms Of Another

You would think that because of the constant homosexual rumors and sexual harassment allegations constantly being thrust upon John Travolta he would make it a point to steer clear of canoodling with random men, but that doesn't seem to be the case.  Here he was caught on camera getting to know local pianist Mike Hennessy in a Naples, Florida club.  While tabloids went bananas with that saying the two were a secret lover on a date, both parties claim the interaction lasted for mere minutes while Hennessy was playing Sinatra songs at an outdoor establishment.  John happened to be passing by and stopped in for a listen, a chat and what looks like a hug.  We know John is an overly affectionate guy so who knows, maybe everyone at the club got a kiss and a hug from the notorious groper.