"She’s going to have her own challenges." When Kylie Jenner was interviewed by Kim Kardashian for ES magazine, she spoke honestly about Stormi's future. Interviews are a crafty game with this family, though. It's called answering "suitable" questions (and quite possibly ignoring the ones that aren't).
Everyone is obsessed with these moms. Kourtney Kardashian may have gotten the ball rolling with her three kids, but it's a family-wide deal, now. Kendall Jenner is the only member of the KarJenner clan who isn't yet a mother. Keeping Up With The Kardashians now shows Kris Jenner's grandchildren as the most famous kids on the planet. They've got their mega-famous moms to thank for that.
When The Daily Mail reported the Kardashian household being a "well-oiled machine," everyone started raising an eyebrow. In a way, though, the words make sense. Those households are so perfect, it's almost unreal. Glistening marbles and still-water pools might make for attractive backdrops, but they don't exactly mix with kids.
North West is mostly seen well-behaved. The world has yet to see a tantrum from Penelope Disick. Grounded as they may be, something about the Kardashian-Jenner moms is leaving real moms with a ton of questions. Kim, Khloe, Kourtney, and Kylie would be grilled beyond belief if most mothers had their way. Unfortunately, these ladies are out of reach.
The questions can still be asked, though: those burning ones that everyone just "has" to know. How does Khloe feel about her daughter being named True after the whole Tristan thing? How does Kylie seem so hands-on when there are reports of a "team" of nannies and assistants? Here are 20 questions that every mom wishes the KarJenner mothers would answer.
20 LITERALLY, WHERE DID KYLIE CAMP OUT FOR THAT HIDDEN PREGNANCY?
As far as the world knows, probably Area 51. The biggest question of all remains unanswered by Kylie Jenner, although no interview has seen the Kylie Cosmetics CEO actually asked. In 2017, Kylie disappeared from social media. Likewise, the Hollywood circle.
February 2018 may have proven the mother of all returns with Stormi's IG arrival, but where Kylie was during those pregnancy months remains unknown. All we have is a blurry pic of a heavily pregnant Kylie in what looks like the desert. Whether Kylie stayed in California or traveled farther afield for her hide-out may never be known. Still, it's a question every mom needs an answer to.
19 NANNIES MUST CALL KOURTNEY "MADAM": FOR REAL?
By this point, we just need to know if this is true already. When OK! reported a former nanny to Kourtney Kardashian complaining about the job, the magazine stated something bizarre. The world's most laid-back, fun, and carefree mom was coming across as a giant diva.
"She asked me to call her madam at all times."
The nanny then said that "meltdowns" were the consequence of not calling Kourtney by the said-to-be-required "madam" title. The Poosh CEO definitely sends out more relaxed vibes than Kim as a mother, but let's remember that these women have attitudes. If only they'd let us in on it all.
18 WHERE NORTH RANKED THIS ON THE COMFORT FRONT
Style and comfort are two very different things. Most women don't fully comprehend how one needs to go before the other until pregnancy. That said, we all know the value of sweats. 2016 was the year Kim stepped out of her NYC hotel with the highest-profile twinning outfit we've ever seen.
They're disco ball doubles. Admittedly, while the look is super eye-catching, our eye is drawn to North's face here. The question we absolutely wish we could ask is simple: "North, can you let us in on how you felt wearing this?" The wardrobe might be more athleisurewear for these kids in 2019, but we still need answers for 2016.
17 HOW STORMI FELT ABOUT "PROMOTING" LIP KITS AS A BABY
Let's be very clear. An official IG promo needs to come with a #ad. We see it from Kylie Jenner for TeamiBlends. Likewise, from Kendall Jenner for Calvin Klein and Proactiv. What we didn't see (but kind of suspected) was a bit of a promotional agenda here. The babbling "Dada" response was the most we got from Stormi as Kylie tried to "teach her some new words," per her caption.
The IG video showed Stormi holding a Lip Kit. Kylie's voice could be heard saying: "Kylie...Cosmetics. Kylie...Cosmetics." From one angle, it's Kylie being playful. From another, it's repeating the words that form her billion-dollar brand. It's the golden rule of advertising. Say the word over and over. How Stormi felt about being caught in the middle? If only we could ask.
16 ARE THE KIDS THIS WELL-BEHAVED ALL THE TIME?
It's the setup we've gotten used to. Kim swans in and out of her mansion, North plays calmly, and Chicago outdoes every baby ever in her ability to never cry. The smooth-sailing in the Kardashian household is enough to make any mother want to drive to Calabasas, knock on the door, and ask how.
"Three nannies moving around the house, bringing the kids in for a quick Snapchat with mom, then whipping them away again if they start to cry or make a fuss."
When The Mirror reported what allegedly goes on behind the scenes, readers saw the following also reported: "It's a well-oiled machine." We need to know. How do the kids behave off-camera?
15 AFTER TRISTAN, HOW KHLOE FEELS ABOUT THE NAME "TRUE"
A pretty intense IG conversation happened at Khloe's expense in 2019. As The Inquisitr reported, trolls had taken to the platform questioning True's name. Fans (if they can be called that) were asking how Khloe's daughter can be called True when daddy is "a liar?" Not cool.
As Khloe finds herself a solo mother following the Jordyn Woods drama, this girl is having it tough. True was named after Kris Jenner's father and grandfather, per her own words. The name does have a meaning, though. It's sad that Khloe found out the "truth" so publicly when it came to Tristan. Still, a tiny part of us wants to ask her how she now feels about the name.
14 BASICALLY, IF TRAVIS SCOTT WILL EVER PROPOSE
It's starting to drive everyone slightly mad. With Kylie calling Travis "hubby" on IG (and a "wifey" response from him), we need these two to get married already. Late 2018 marked the start of Kylie being spotted in what looked like a giant engagement ring. No proposal has been announced.
The last we heard from Travis regarding the whole situation was his December 2018 Rolling Stone interview. He's going to "propose in a fire way." 2019 has seen Kylie tell Paper that everyone will be informed when they get married. With Stormi now one and these two closer than ever, everyone basically wants to ask Kylie the simplest question ever: "When is Travis going to pop the question?"
13 DEAR KOURTNEY, IS GLUTEN REALLY THE END OF THE WORLD?
Beady-eyed viewers of Season 16 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians will have spotted Kourtney asking for gluten-free soy sauce during a restaurant scene. The 40-year-old Poosh CEO is known for her gluten-free and dairy-free living. She's even taken to her own blog to document it, per People.
“I have noticed a great positive change in behavior with my children when we stick to a gluten-free and dairy-free [lifestyle]."
With Kourtney eating out so much and that gluten switch the sisters pulled on her (they literally switched all her kitchen items to regular), the question we all want to ask is simple. Is a little bit of gluten the end of the world? Of course, it would be for a full-blown intolerance, but Kourt hasn't indicated that she has one.
12 DEAR KIM, WHAT WENT DOWN HERE?
Kim's paparazzi moments are mostly polished, but the odd snap will show a less-than-ideal moment. 2016 was the year Hollywood Life reported Kim "ignoring" North West as she "stumbles to the ground." The pics kind of spoke for themselves on the stumbling front. Whether Kim would actually ignore her own child is way more questionable.
Hollywood Life further reported that Kim took a "giant step backward to get out of the way of her daughter falling." That followed the media outlet's earlier report of a similar incident at Toys 'R' Us. By this point, we just need to know. What went down here, Kim?
11 WHETHER STORMI WILL EVER RECOGNIZE A DOLLAR BILL
2019 saw Forbes announce Kylie Jenner as the world's youngest billionaire. At just 21 years old, the founder and CEO of Kylie Cosmetics now has a staggering $1 billion to her name. This girl spends it like she earns it. Her $1.4 million Lamborghini may have been a "push present" gift from Travis, per People, but the luxuries are mostly purchases made by Kylie.
The world that Stormi knows isn't her fault. Being born into wealth is something we've seen with the Kardashian-Jenners in general (and there's nothing wrong with it). With Stormi's early toys coming as $1,100 Louis Vuitton Nano Speedy bags though, everyone's kind of wondering – will this kid ever be able to recognize a dollar bill?
10 KOURTNEY'S ONLY BEEN IN LOVE "ONCE": IS IT THIS GUY?
Kourtney's love life has been a little all over the place in recent years. 2015 is when Kourtney and Scott Disick were last together. Since then, Kourtney has been in two relationships with much younger men. Younes Bendjima is nearly 15 years Kourtney's junior. Luka Sabbat, from whom Kourtney split in 2019 is just 21.
The trailer to Season 16 of Keeping Up With The Kardashians got everyone talking. It showed Kourtney being asked how many times she's been in love in her life. No verbal response was made, but Kourtney was seen raising one finger. Yes, just one. We absolutely have to know this (although we can guess). Was it Scott?
9 KOURT'S ACTUAL THOUGHTS ON SOFIA RICHIE
It's now impossible to think of Scott Disick without his long-term girlfriend, Sofia Richie. Sofia was just 19 when she started dating Scott, and boy did he get grilled by Kris Jenner. "Is she Kylie's age? 20?" Kris asked Scott on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Kris got a very sheepish "19" as a reply.
Kourtney has, as People reports, given Sofia the thumbs-up. “It helps that Kourtney now trusts Sofia. The kids are allowed to spend time with her. Sofia likes having them and helps Scott. So far, the kids are giving Kourtney good reports about Sofia.” The catch? That was a source, not Kourtney's actual words. That's still one giant question we want answered.
8 HOW MUCH IT COST TO HAVE DISNEYLAND CRAWLING WITH SECURITY
The Kardashians have gotten super, super good at playing normie. While many aspects of these mothers are 100% normal (it's called raising your kids with love), there's no denying that the KarJenner moms are #Extra. Their glam Christmas Eve parties. Their Lamborghinis. The sheer amount of money they can spend on a birthday party.
The year 2018 saw Kim and Kourtney hit up Disneyland for a kiddie treat. The Versace dresses were left behind in favor of spandex shorts and hi-vis jackets. One thing that was less visible? The security. Look behind Kim, and you'll spot them. Don't think the whole venue wasn't crawling with security, though. To be fair, after Kim's Paris robbery, we understand her. Still, we'd love to know what it all costs.
7 KYLIE'S THOUGHTS ON THIS PIC...
Jordyn Woods – where to start? In many ways, this girl's story doesn't need explaining. Jordyn's Red Table Talk interview was back in February 2019. Khloe Kardashian has since Tweeted that Jordyn "is not to be blamed," as People reports. Once upon a time, Jordyn didn't have much else to her name aside from being Kylie Jenner's best friend.
You can tell the picture is a bit old – Jordyn basically disappeared from Kylie's IG after the drama in February. The old pics haven't been deleted, though. Kylie still hasn't made a statement regarding her feelings on her (possibly former) best friend. What we'd give to knock on Kylie's door and ask her what she thinks of the "Jordyn holding Stormi" pics...
6 NORTH WEST'S THOUGHTS IN THIS PIC
Kendall Jenner had better watch out. One little kid is fast proving the most photogenic Kardashian around – North West may only be five, but she's already walked her own runway show. This one was more about the viewing, though. After North threw a giant tantrum at Fashion Week in her baby days, she showed up to the Yeezy show (with a bit more composure).
FYI, that's one high-profile neighbor. Kim and North are sitting next to the editor of Vogue, Anna Wintour, here. Something about North's face suggests she might not massively be enjoying the whole thing, though. There are downsides to being a celeb kid. If only we could ask North what she was thinking here.
5 DOES KIM WATCH ALL OF THIS GUY'S INTERVIEWS?
Kanye West has a way with words. "Break records at Louis, ate breakfast at Gucci." Not everything that comes out of Kanye's mouth is that smooth, though. The most outspoken rapper on the planet comes with the world's most outlandish statements. GQ even had to get analysts to break them down back in 2018.
"Yeezy will hit a billion dollars this year."
Just one of Kanye's quotes. His interviews? They can go either way. Sometimes, they show the most regular dad ever. Others just leave us wondering where it all makes sense. Kim shows nothing for support for the man she loves. She understands him. But does she watch every one of his interviews?
4 WHY KIM INSISTS ON LOOKING LIKE ARIANA GRANDE
Kim isn't alone. In 2018, W Magazine ran a story: "JLO And Ariana Grande Have The Exact Same Style Now." The high ponytail and cat-wing eyeliner look might have Ariana Grande calling "OG," but the rest of Hollywood is copying her. Kim even liked Ariana's Coachella IG video (yes, we checked).
In 2018, Kim stepped out in NYC. The bright pink athleisurewear was as on trend as it was eye-catching. Still, you've got to admit. There's a giant Ariana Grande vibe. Ariana is 25. Kim is 38. While age is just a number in Hollywood (and Kim looks beyond amazing), we're surprised. More specifically though, we'd like to ask why a style queen was turning to someone else for inspiration here?
3 WHY THIS LEVEL OF GLAM WAS NECESSARY AT EIGHT MONTHS
Khloe Kardashian seems to have two looks. They're polar opposites. One comes glammed-up with hair extensions, fake nails, and a ton of designer clothes. The other throws us the most casual, makeup-free vibes we've ever seen. Khloe was eight months pregnant here during her 2018 trip to Japan.
Thigh-high boots. Snakeskins. Matching everything. Admittedly, it feels a bit much for a tired mommy-to-be who's ready to pop. While Khloe has since been papped with zero makeup in a Cleveland, Ohio park with True, we haven't forgotten this look. It almost makes us want to ask her whether this level of glam was fully necessary at this stage in the pregnancy. Well, when you're a Kardashian...
2 WHAT DIRECTION WILL KIM AND KANYE NAME BABY #4 AFTER
We literally can't wait any longer. The fourth Kardashian baby is due in May 2019 (and we need him to arrive already). And 2019 hasn't seen much in the way of baby name suggestions from Kim and Kanye. They did, however, reveal which name they won't be picking.
“Saint wants to name him Sainty two. He will definitely not have another direction [name].”
When Vogue interviewed Kim for its 73 questions in April 2019, Kim did admit that we won't be getting a North 2.0. Still, a tiny part of us is wondering if it might happen. Easton West? South West? Center West? Come on, Kim. Go for it!
1 WHEN MOMMY IS A "SELF-MADE BILLIONAIRE," WHAT WILL STORMI'S JOB BE?
Stormi is now raised in a luxurious world that we can only begin to imagine. The IG videos from her first birthday showed Louis Vuitton-monogrammed fries cartons. Kylie is the billionaire headline-maker who comes with a Forbes-listed status, but it's leaving everyone with questions.
"She’s going to have her own challenges. I just hope that she’s strong and independent and confident."
When Kylie spoke to Kim via ES in 2018, she said this. What she didn't hint at is what Stormi's possible career might be. The Kardashian kids are likely to have jobs – we've already chronicled Kim saying that North West will "have to work" for what she wants. Stormi? We'd love to know what Kylie has in mind.