Ellen DeGeneres recently revealed who was Kim Kardashian’s surrogate.
It was Ellen!
No, not really. But she certainly made it seem that way using a bit of movie magic to superimpose herself on the season 14 finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
In case you somehow didn’t know, Kim recently had Chicago via surrogate. Well, “had” sort of implies “gave birth”. More like she received Chicago from the surrogate, like getting a package from Amazon, only it’s alive and you don’t get free shipping.
The season finale saw Kim’s surrogate be introduced to the rest of the Kardashian family. Khloe, Kim, Kylie, Kris, and Kendall were all present, and somehow Ellen was able to capture the barest moment when each of them looked skeptical for her bit.
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At first, you only see the back of Ellen’s head, just like in the episode, but shortly after she introduces herself with, "Hey, girlfriends! Nice to meet y'all."
Kim looks intrigued, but the rest of the family… not so much. To make some conversation Kendall asks if she minds being pregnant. Ellen responds in true Ellen fashion.
"Well it ain't easy luggin' this baby around-- it's killing my Tinder profile,” the daytime talk show host said. “But it's worth it for a good parking space in the mall, so, y'know."
Ellen was certainly polite in the Kardashian home (well, one of their homes). When offered food she declined, revealing that she’d already picked up a snack. "Kim was nice enough to stop by the Olive Garden and I stole a whole bunch of breadsticks."
And when offered a drink she kept things classy, opting for wine over beer. "Shoot, I just remembered I'm not allowed alcohol. Do you have wine? Red or White?
Ellen rounds out the video by hilariously snapping selfies while Kim monologs for the camera, and stealing cash out of Kris Jenner’s wallet.
"I kept it pretty quiet. I was Kim's surrogate," DeGeneres said after cutting back to the studio. "I'm still doing my kegel exercises."