"Stormi has definitely taken over the house with her toys." When Kylie Jenner opened up to Architectural Digest for her 2019 interview, she mentioned Stormi right away.
While Khloé Kardashian might be making more headlines right now, it's worth remembering that 2019 brought some pretty massive news from Kylie. At the age of 21, Kylie Jenner is now the world's youngest billionaire, Forbes reports. The $900 million net worth that made the magazine's cover back in 2018 is old news – Stormi Webster's mommy comes with a #Billion.
Stormi has just turned one. Her lavish first birthday party came with an inflatable Stormi head, a Chanel purse gifted from DJ Khaled, and a whole lot of teddy bears. This little girl does, indeed, seem to have it all. When Travis Scott posed with his little daughter as she turned one, this baby wore a baby Fendi baseball cap.
Not everything is as it seems, though. While Stormi seems to have all the material goods that money can buy, she's being raised by a mother who knows exactly what she's doing. There are rules. Beachfront vacations might be on the cards, but some things are off-limits.
Travis Scott also has a say. A pretty big one, actually. This rising power couple is fueling engagement rumors all over the place, but it's their little girl who dominates the news. Stormi is officially the world's most famous baby. She's old enough to walk, she's starting to talk, and it's yet to be known if she can say: "Louis Vuitton."
The world's youngest billionaire has a baby. Here are 15 things Stormi can't do (and five she totally can).
20 FORGET TV, THAT STUFF IS 'OUT'
You might be busy breaking your back pulling shifts to buy that flat-screen TV, but don't think that Stormi is getting one "just like that." Covered in baby Burberry and Fendi she may be, but there's one thing Stormi won't be getting any time soon.
"Today kids are on iPads. There's so much technology, they don't play outside anymore. With Stormi – no TV. That TV [stuff] is out."
When Travis opened up to Rolling Stone in December 2018, he made it very clear. He doesn't want his little girl spending her life glued to a screen. Looks like TV is, indeed, "out" for Stormi.
19 OTHER PEOPLE'S PHONES ARE OFF-LIMITS
Nobody wants random strangers taking pics of their baby. When you're famous on Kylie Jenner's level though, being alert is a necessity. Kylie apparently won't have anyone with a phone near Stormi – well, except mommy. As we have previously stated, Kylie asks all visitors to hand over their phones.
Kris Jenner said on KUWTK: "To have somebody in her own home trying to snap pictures they shouldn’t be snapping is really, really stressful. You want to be able to trust the people that you’re surrounded by, but we have to really be on alert at all time." Selfies are allowed, but not with anyone but Kylie!
18 $10 MILLION SIGNATURES TO GET NEAR HER
Signing on the dotted line has become the norm with celebs. The Daily Mail was reporting non-disclosure agreements as far back as Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's 2014 wedding. It looks like not much has changed.
"If they don't sign the agreement, they can't see her."
As the newspaper reports, anyone caught selling stories or pictures can face up to $10 million for their actions. The Kardashian-Jenner gates are locked for a reason, and you'll need to think twice before spilling the beans if you're lucky enough to get near Stormi. Random socializing? Not a chance with the world's most famous baby.
17 LOUIS VUITTON SEEMS FREE, THOUGH
"OMG this girl threw the bag over her shoulder, I can't." Kylie Jenner's IG caption to a baby Stormi reaching out for a Louis Vuitton bag was pretty spot-on. Stormi's eyes basically lit up, she seemed totally at ease with her $1,100 Nano Speedy, and she did throw it over her shoulder.
As Fox News reports, Kim gifted $9,000 worth of Louis Vuitton to the girly members of her family following the famous 2018 trip to Japan. When your mom has a purse closet worth $1 million, as per People, you're going to be entitled to some Louis Vuitton. We're still getting over how cute this is.
16 EVEN ON TOUR, STORMI 'PULLS UP'
If you follow Kylie on IG, you'll have seen the pic of Stormi exploring the paneled interiors of a private jet. She was dressed in the cutest snowsuit ever, but it was the #PrivateJet that got everyone talking. Travis Scott actually made Stormi's travels pretty clear to Rolling Stone.
"Even with me on tour, Stormi pulls up. She’ll travel," he said. Travis then added: "She got more stamps on her passport than a lot of [people]." This little kid travels in style, but there's something she'll never be doing. It's called regular vehicles or public transport. Where her parents go, so does Stormi (and she doesn't seem to have much of a choice).
15 @WORLDRECORDEGG, PROBABLY NO BREAKFAST SCRAMBLE
Something pretty interesting happened in 2019. A random picture of an egg appeared on IG, and it came with a little message. The hope was to break the record for the most number of likes on IG, and it worked. As The Standard reports, @WorldRecordEgg beat Stormi's 2018 announcement post by a fair amount.
Over 52 million likes for an egg!
Stormi's announcement broke IG's record with 16 million. While Kylie laughed it off and actually posted a hilarious video of herself with an egg, we'll assume she didn't take too warmly to the news. Presumably, breakfast scrambles are off the table for Stormi.
14 PROMOTING KYLIE COSMETICS, ALREADY ON THE JOB
The Kardashian-Jenners are promo queens. They rake in staggering amounts of money by putting their names to a brand, and that #ad can earn Kylie Jenner $1 million per post, CNBC reports. This video of Stormi clutching a lip kit was cute, but was there an agenda?
"Trying to teach her some new words. Kylie...Cosmetics. Kylie...Cosmetics." The giggle, babble, and "Dada" response were cute, but this kid is already on the job.
Of course, Stormi was playing. But with all the choice in the world, did she pick the lip kit for this video (or did Kylie)? If it wasn't Stormi's first choice, then it's another "rule." You work before you can walk.
13 'BOXES OF MEDICAL MASKS' AND HAND SANITIZER: NO GERMS ALLOWED
Stormi is exploring the world more than she used to, but let's not forget how strict Kylie is said to have been during those early months. Hollywood Life reports: "Kylie got boxes of medical masks for people to wear around Stormi because she doesn’t want her vulnerable to any germs, she’s still so brand new."
People want to play with the baby. They want to hold her. When it comes to Stormi, climbing all over a guest's face just like that doesn't seem to be an option. First, you sanitize your hands and put on the medical mask. Then you get to see Stormi. #NotQuiteNormal
12 'STORMI SATURDAYS, WE DON'T LET ANYTHING COME BETWEEN STORMI TIME'
There's something that money can't buy. It's called the love of a mother and father. Stormi might be dripping in crystal-studded outfits, but even Kylie knows that isn't what really matters. The love that Kylie and Travis have for Stormi? You can basically feel it.
"We don’t let nothing come over Stormi time. Stormi Saturdays. We don’t [mess] around with those."
Speaking to Rolling Stone, Travis revealed that his little girl actually gets her own "Stormi Saturdays." Given how busy both Kylie and Travis are, that's actually pretty special. It's also the cutest thing we've ever heard. Oh, and we want our own day, too.
11 NO LEAVING THE GATED COMMUNITY
Kids want to explore. They want to run around the front yard, say hello to the mailman, and watch the ice-cream truck go by. Not for Stormi. Kylie's security sees this baby strictly within the confines of a gated community – it's mostly for Stormi's own safety. E Online stated:
"She is very attached to Stormi. She honestly just never wants to leave her out of her sight not because she can't trust anyone, but because she just is so happy being with her baby."
Meanwhile, Kylie herself has confessed that her own security wouldn't let her through her own gates, as we've previously said.
10 THE KID WHO WILL NEVER KNOW PUBLIC TRANSPORT
Luxury travel seems appealing from the outside. We see Jlo, Gal Gadot, and the entire Kardashian-Jenner clan on private jets. Scott Disick posts pics of the kids flying private, and we've even seen it from Teen Mom's Farrah Abraham. There's a downside, though.
While Stormi will travel in luxury sedans and enjoy gourmet onboard dining in a private jet, there's a "normie" experience she will likely never have. Riding the subway? Even seeing a bus? Sheltered from the real world, Stormi's luxurious upbringing might seem like a dream world, but it isn't the real world. Interestingly, one of the Jenner sons actually rides the subway like a complete normie.
9 THE KID WHO WAITED 10 MONTHS TO GO THE PARK
"First trip to the park" was a caption to one of Kylie's IG pics in 2018. It showed Stormi on a little picnic mat (and Jordyn Woods was there). The park seemed pretty empty, but we've seen Kylie appear to hire out the entire pumpkin patch for Halloween. This family is exclusive.
We couldn't help but notice the date, though. The post came as Stormi was approximately 10 months old. For most moms, the park is somewhere they head with the baby pretty early. Khloé did it with True in Cleveland, but not Kylie. A normal park experience just isn't on the cards for Stormi. Well, it is now, but she waited for 10 months.
8 'OG 3's, I SEE U MAMA,' #NIKE ALL THE WAY
This may well be the slickest baby caption we've ever seen. Then again, Travis Scott has a way with words. The "Sicko Mode" singer might take an adult theme with his lyrics, but he knows how to be a daddy.
“We about to be walking soon. OG 3's I see you mama," was the IG caption as Stormi reached eight months. Of course, this little girl gets high-top Nike sneakers (likely custom-made). Travis has a shoe line with Nike, so it's only natural that his little girl comes kitted out in the gear. Stormi might not get TV, but she'll get a ton of Nike.
7 'STORMI HAS DEFINITELY TAKEN OVER THE HOUSE WITH HER TOYS' (BUT NOT HOW YOU THINK)
When Kylie opened her beyond-glam home to Architectural Digest in 2019, the cover pic showed a glam room. Kylie posed in it surrounded by giant mirrors, wigs, and furnishings that would make any interior designer cry with envy.
"Stormi has definitely taken over the house with her toys," Kylie told the magazine. While we've seen plenty of toys and teddy bears, let's remember how meticulous Kylie is. It's quite likely that this little girl can't just play in any room in the house. While Stormi has never looked unhappy (and we doubt that she is), we wouldn't want to cross Kylie as the baby who messed up the glam room!
6 BUT HER FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY WAS CANCELED (TWICE)
Stormi did get the birthday party of an era. With live performers, her head blown up into a giant inflatable, and a star-studded guest list, this baby celebrated her first birthday in style. It didn't come just like that, though.
As Stormi's birthday approached, Kylie posted a series of videos to IG showing a lot of rain. Kylie was beyond annoyed that the weather had canceled her daughter's bash – not once, but twice. While this one isn't quite a rule, it does come as an unfortunate reality. Stormi didn't get her first birthday as planned (although she did get a ton of gifts).
5 BABY BURBERRY AND MINI LAMBORGHINIS
We knew from the start that this baby would have all the trimmings. Kylie's first picture holding Stormi showed us a Gucci sling. We've since seen baby Burberry, Fendi caps, and custom-made outfits to match mommy. When Cosmo covered Stormi's vehicles, they ran a fitting headline:
"Stormi Webster has her own custom Lamborghini and there are truly no words."
As the magazine reports, the Lamborghini for Stormi (a mini version) has "personalized plates" and "glow-in-the-dark" paintwork. When it comes to high-end goods, Kylie has Stormi covered. She has even picked out designer purses for Stormi, as shown in her social media closet tour.
4 KYLIE 'MAINTAINS A VERY STRICT GUEST LIST'
You're looking at the newest squad in Hollywood. In 2018, Kim Kardashian posted this pic to IG. "The triplets" was the caption as Stormi joined True and Kim's own daughter, Chicago. The pic basically broke the Internet. Don't think that Stormi can hang with any kid she chooses, though.
"Kylie maintains a very strict guest list," Us Magazine reports. Well, obviously, these A-List babies only associate with other A-List babies. But what if Stormi wanted to play with a regular kid in the park? Well, we already know she'd have to wait 10 months to get there. Unfortunately, we think Kylie would likely steer clear of the playground "socializing."
3 STYLE ABOVE COMFORT
Kylie Jenner is an undeniable style queen. The minute Kylie wears a hoodie, dress, or jacket, it sells out. It doesn't matter whether it's Zara or Gucci. Christmas Eve brought us this matching getup from Kylie as she carried Stormi home early for her bath.
It's glittering. It's crystal-studded. With pics that showed Stormi wearing a matching onesie that was pretty uncomfortable-looking, it was clear that it's style before comfort. Stormi may be super-stylish, but she doesn't seem to have much of a choice when it comes to formal occasions. Hand-me-down sweats? Not a chance. It's probably the one time we've felt a little sorry for Stormi.
2 ELECTRONIC GATES AND METAL DETECTORS
“So, I just pulled up to my gate and I was like, you know, normal routine: Hey, it’s Kylie Jenner. You know, wait for the gate to open, and he was like: Are you with Kylie Jenner?" That'll be Cosmo's coverage from when Kylie's own security didn't recognize her.
Electronic gates are what you'll find at Kylie Jenner's home. The Sun reports that things go further, though. Metal detectors are in place for anyone who enters the house – security is a giant deal. Stormi may be kept safe, but wandering in and out of the house without a full security detail just isn't an option for this kid.
1 BUT THE VACATION VIEW IS THIS
Welcome to vacations, "Kylie Jenner style." Shortly before her first birthday, Stormi was whisked away to this. With just Kylie and Jordyn Woods, it was a girly vacation that came with all the perks (even if Jordyn's friendship with Kylie is now #QuestionMark).
The IG video showed 360 views of utter heaven. Swaying palms, dazzling sands, vast pools, loungers, the lot. This little kid gets treated to the best there is. While Stormi may never go to regular schools or eat boxed mac and cheese, she is getting the ultimate perks. For this, we've got to say, it kind of sounds worth it.